ELR Tabs

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George: I'd rather be dating the blind. A good looking blind woman doesn't even know you're not good enough for her. Jerry: Hello, Newman. George: Look, Jerry let's face it. I've always been handicapped. I'm just now getting the recognition for it. Jerry: Women go after doctors like men go after models. They want someone with knowledge of the body. We just want the body. George: If you can't say something bad about a relationship you shouldn't say anything at all. Jerry: The New York Yankees? George: The New York Yankees! Jerry: Ruth, Gehrig, DiMaggio, Mantle… Costanza. George: I love a good nap. Sometimes it's the only thing getting me out of bed in the morning.

George: I'd rather be dating the blind. A good looking blind woman doesn't even know you're not good enough for her. Jerry: Hello, Newman. George: Look, Jerry let's face it. I've always been handicapped. I'm just now getting the recognition for it. Jerry: Women go after doctors like men go after models. They want someone with knowledge of the body. We just want the body. George: If you can't say something bad about a relationship you shouldn't say anything at all. Jerry: The New York Yankees? George: The New York Yankees! Jerry: Ruth, Gehrig, DiMaggio, Mantle… Costanza. George: I love a good nap. Sometimes it's the only thing getting me out of bed in the morning.

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Salesman: This is our best model: The Cougar 9000. It's the Rolls Royce of wheelchairs. This is like..you're almost glad to be handicapped. Elaine: Hey Jerry, when do you consider sex has taken place? Jerry: I’d say when the nipple makes its first appearance. Jerry: Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. Puddy: I’ll be back. We’ll make out. George: Why did I tell her I like her? I have this sick compulsion to tell women how I feel.

Salesman: This is our best model: The Cougar 9000. It's the Rolls Royce of wheelchairs. This is like..you're almost glad to be handicapped. Elaine: Hey Jerry, when do you consider sex has taken place? Jerry: I’d say when the nipple makes its first appearance. Jerry: Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. Puddy: I’ll be back. We’ll make out. George: Why did I tell her I like her? I have this sick compulsion to tell women how I feel.

Tab Three

George: She wants me to dress smart-casual. What is that? Jerry: I don't know, but you don't have it. Jerry: Broccoli? Newman, you wouldn't eat broccoli even if it was deep fried in chocolate sauce? Kramer: Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go fill my freezer with my own blood. George: I can not express to you the feeling I get from a perfect airport pickup. Elaine: I will never understand people. Jerry: They're the worst?

George: This is gonna be my time. Time to taste the fruits and let the juices drip down my chin. I proclaim this: The Summer of George. Kramer: I don’t know. But I woke up in the Hudson river in a SACK. Newman: I mean parcels are rarely damaged during shipping. Jerry: Define rarely. Newman: Frequently. , George: I don’t really celebrate Christmas. I, um, I celebrate Festivus. Kruger: Vemonous?

George: She wants me to dress smart-casual. What is that? Jerry: I don't know, but you don't have it. Jerry: Broccoli? Newman, you wouldn't eat broccoli even if it was deep fried in chocolate sauce? Kramer: Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go fill my freezer with my own blood. George: I can not express to you the feeling I get from a perfect airport pickup. Elaine: I will never understand people. rry: They're the worst?

Tab Four

Newman: Too many people got their mail. Close to 80%. Nobody's ever cracked the 50% barrier. Kramer: Jerry, now what you do with your personal life is your business. But when you're on my set, you clean it up mister. Jerry: So, um, do you date immature men. George: Well I, uh, I’m not sure how you pronounce it or anything, but I, uh, I believe it’s ménage à trois? Newman: I mean parcels are rarely damaged during shipping. Jerry: Define rarely. Newman: Frequently. George: Hey, I am not a prude, sweetheart. I swing with the best of them. Jerry: Not from the footage I've seen. Jerry: If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent. Elaine: Maybe the dingo ate your baby?, Elaine: No, I don't have a square to spare. I can't spare a square."

Newman: Too many people got their mail. Close to 80%. Nobody's ever cracked the 50% barrier. Kramer: Jerry, now what you do with your personal life is your business. But when you're on my set, you clean it up mister. Jerry: So, um, do you date immature men. George: Well I, uh, I’m not sure how you pronounce it or anything, but I, uh, I believe it’s ménage à trois? Newman: I mean parcels are rarely damaged during shipping. Jerry: Define rarely. Newman: Frequently. George: Hey, I am not a prude, sweetheart. I swing with the best of them. Jerry: Not from the footage I've seen. Jerry: If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent. Elaine: Maybe the dingo ate your baby?, Elaine: No, I don't have a square to spare. I can't spare a square."

Tab Five

George: I'd rather be dating the blind. A good looking blind woman doesn't even know you're not good enough for her. Jerry: Hello, Newman. George: Look, Jerry let's face it. I've always been handicapped. I'm just now getting the recognition for it. Jerry: Women go after doctors like men go after models. They want someone with knowledge of the body. We just want the body. George: If you can't say something bad about a relationship you shouldn't say anything at all. Jerry: The New York Yankees? George: The New York Yankees! Jerry: Ruth, Gehrig, DiMaggio, Mantle… Costanza. George: I love a good nap. Sometimes it's the only thing getting me out of bed in the morning.

George: I'd rather be dating the blind. A good looking blind woman doesn't even know you're not good enough for her. Jerry: Hello, Newman. George: Look, Jerry let's face it. I've always been handicapped. I'm just now getting the recognition for it. Jerry: Women go after doctors like men go after models. They want someone with knowledge of the body. We just want the body. George: If you can't say something bad about a relationship you shouldn't say anything at all. Jerry: The New York Yankees? George: The New York Yankees! Jerry: Ruth, Gehrig, DiMaggio, Mantle… Costanza. George: I love a good nap. Sometimes it's the only thing getting me out of bed in the morning.

Tab Six

Salesman: This is our best model: The Cougar 9000. It's the Rolls Royce of wheelchairs. This is like..you're almost glad to be handicapped. Elaine: Hey Jerry, when do you consider sex has taken place? Jerry: I’d say when the nipple makes its first appearance. Jerry: Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. Puddy: I’ll be back. We’ll make out. George: Why did I tell her I like her? I have this sick compulsion to tell women how I feel.

Salesman: This is our best model: The Cougar 9000. It's the Rolls Royce of wheelchairs. This is like..you're almost glad to be handicapped. Elaine: Hey Jerry, when do you consider sex has taken place? Jerry: I’d say when the nipple makes its first appearance. Jerry: Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. Puddy: I’ll be back. We’ll make out. George: Why did I tell her I like her? I have this sick compulsion to tell women how I feel.

Tab Seven

George: She wants me to dress smart-casual. What is that? Jerry: I don't know, but you don't have it. Jerry: Broccoli? Newman, you wouldn't eat broccoli even if it was deep fried in chocolate sauce? Kramer: Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go fill my freezer with my own blood. George: I can not express to you the feeling I get from a perfect airport pickup. Elaine: I will never understand people. Jerry: They're the worst?

George: This is gonna be my time. Time to taste the fruits and let the juices drip down my chin. I proclaim this: The Summer of George. Kramer: I don’t know. But I woke up in the Hudson river in a SACK. Newman: I mean parcels are rarely damaged during shipping. Jerry: Define rarely. Newman: Frequently. , George: I don’t really celebrate Christmas. I, um, I celebrate Festivus. Kruger: Vemonous?

George: This is gonna be my time. Time to taste the fruits and let the juices drip down my chin. I proclaim this: The Summer of George. Kramer: I don’t know. But I woke up in the Hudson river in a SACK. Newman: I mean parcels are rarely damaged during shipping. Jerry: Define rarely. Newman: Frequently. , George: I don’t really celebrate Christmas. I, um, I celebrate Festivus. Kruger: Vemonous?

Tab Eight

Newman: Too many people got their mail. Close to 80%. Nobody's ever cracked the 50% barrier. Kramer: Jerry, now what you do with your personal life is your business. But when you're on my set, you clean it up mister. Jerry: So, um, do you date immature men. George: Well I, uh, I’m not sure how you pronounce it or anything, but I, uh, I believe it’s ménage à trois? Newman: I mean parcels are rarely damaged during shipping. Jerry: Define rarely. Newman: Frequently. George: Hey, I am not a prude, sweetheart. I swing with the best of them. Jerry: Not from the footage I've seen. Jerry: If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent. Elaine: Maybe the dingo ate your baby?, Elaine: No, I don't have a square to spare. I can't spare a square."

Newman: Too many people got their mail. Close to 80%. Nobody's ever cracked the 50% barrier. Kramer: Jerry, now what you do with your personal life is your business. But when you're on my set, you clean it up mister. Jerry: So, um, do you date immature men. George: Well I, uh, I’m not sure how you pronounce it or anything, but I, uh, I believe it’s ménage à trois? Newman: I mean parcels are rarely damaged during shipping. Jerry: Define rarely. Newman: Frequently. George: Hey, I am not a prude, sweetheart. I swing with the best of them. Jerry: Not from the footage I've seen. Jerry: If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent. Elaine: Maybe the dingo ate your baby?, Elaine: No, I don't have a square to spare. I can't spare a square."